Smooch Signals

Smooch SignalsLast night I was at a get together with my friends comparing notes about the dating scene 20 to 30 years ago versus today. The question came up about when to kiss a woman. Well, that is the wrong question. The real question is; how to know when she is she ready to be kissed. You need to know how to interpret the signals.

Don’t go for the kill
“Does a cheetah ask a gazelle if it is ready to die?” This is the mentality that will get you a slap in the face. Most guys will wait until the end of the night, impatiently, to make that sudden, slippery move; the undesirable forced-smooch-with-violating-tongue kiss. There are some signals that need to be properly interpreted;

Her Signals

  • She gets rid of the chewing gum
  • She glances at your lips while listening to you
  • She starts by looking down. Then, without words, she holds your gaze for a few seconds with a demure smile. Then, look away.
  • She will hide her hands behind her back.
  • She snuggles her face into your neck, barely kissing your cheek.
  • She slowly move her lips towards you
  • She kisses very softly
  • She moves away slowly

What he thinks the signals are;

  • She has been chewing gum all night long.
  • He paid for dinner
  • She looked at him
  • She is not trying to jump out of the car. Only a little desperate to go back home
  • She is not yawning
  • She is not talking to some other dude about getting together later that night but send a lot of text messages
  • He thinks that she thinks he is an awesome dude because she laughed at his drunk stories and hasn’t call him an idiot
  • She is not drunk-ass throwing up everywhere
  • She didn’t get that angry when he grabbed her butt in front of his friends

One thought on “Smooch Signals

  1. Other signals that Ia guy thinks he has received:

    1 – Her ass, along with everything else, is falling asleep at the dinner table and she shifts position, accidentally bumping his leg under the table.

    2 – After accidentally bumping his leg under the table, she reaches out to touch it and say, “oh, I’m sorry. Surely he now believes you want to bear his children.

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