How To Be An Asshole

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I WAS CALLED AN ASSHOLE the other day … but then I noticed that person insults and swears a lot.
Mmmh … I’m not an asshole, that person just likes to insults everybody and swear like a sailor.

We are not friends anymore.

I just don’t see the value in being friends with people that insult for no useful reason.

How To Be an Asshole

Later on, a friend of my confessed she finds this selfish asshole very attractive. She said;

She – “The problem is that I find him very attractive but he doesn’t do what I want him to do” –

Me – “Didn’t you said he tell you he is kind of an asshole?” –

She – “Yes, he did” –

Me – “I think the problem here is you” –