My FourSquare (Bizarro) GirlFriend

Foursquare is an web application that helps you find new ways to explore the city. The more you check into your favorite restaurant, coffee shop or gym, the more points you earn. Every restaurant, coffee shop or favorite place will have special discounts or freebies for those who check-in the most and eventually become the mayor of the place.

Free side at Burgers House, Free beer at Southern Bar, Ann Taylor: 15% off for checking in and 25% off if you’re mayor for example.

My Bizarro FourSquare Girlfriend

I began to think; “How this Foursquare has it all wrong if I use my girlfriend point of view about relationships and couple’s communication”. Here are my findings;

  • I DO have to check in with my girlfriend and tell her where, when and with Whom at least twice per day
  • SHE doesn’t necessarily have to check in with me. Even if I asked her to
  • I DO have to invite her to whatever I’m doing after I have Checked In.
  • SHE will not be interested in joining me 80% of the time
  • I DO NOT get a discount or freeby or points after check-in with her several times per day
  • SHE just don’t want to have sex, have a headache, pay for anything and it is always my fault

Instead of using Foursquare to define your relationship use it to pick people up

Foursquare has a Ratio Finder is a map showing men/women or women/men ration for different places. There is something to be said avoid basic rules of marketing; high demand, low competition.

Here are some findings;

  • Yoga places have a 89% female attendance.
  • Museums across the board tend to have more guys checking in (surprisingly)
  • Ben and Jerry’s has a 75% attendance of women. Especially during those days
  • Nearly every Hotel Bar has more Guys

Are You Using Foursquare To Avoid Your Ex? Well that is a topic for another day

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Things Men Don’t Know about Real American Women

I think this the most important one; - Don’t try to figure out what will make us happy. We have been trying to get to the bottom of that mystery since the beginning of time and we have no clue either.

1. We Can Be Beer Snobs

No. 660: Don’t ask me why my Stella is in a wine glass. It’s not. Get your beers straight.

- Leigh Metherell, 22, Brooklyn

2. We Notice Sex Appeal, Too

No. 867: We think at least two of your friends are hot.

- Lauren Cusimano, 24, Phoenix

3. Our Daily Intake

No. 477: Men don’t know how much we really eat. Really.

- Natalia Angel, 22, London

4. Things That Make Us Go “Aww”

No. 908: Despite what we say, you holding a baby with complete confidence is an absolute aphrodisiac. Put the baby down and come touch me.

- Jennifer Trinh, 24, Irvine, California

5. We Like How You Get When You Explain Things

No. 220: We may say we enjoy watching Top Gear or the Lakers, but really more than anything we enjoy seeing how teaching us about Top Gear and the Lakers boosts your confidence.

- Courtney Harper, 23, Sherman Oaks, California

6. Fashion Failures Are Not Sexy

No. 47: Never. Wear. Neon.

- Carolynn Johnson, 26, Brooklyn

7. Subtle Can Be Very Sexy

No. 732: We’ll take nice forearms over six-pack abs any day.

- Jennie Engelhardt, 26, New York

8. Don’t Compare Us to Our Mothers

No. 22: Turning into our mothers is an inevitable fear we live with on a daily basis. Calling this to our attention at any point is a terrible idea. Just don’t do it.

- Maura E. McGill, 29, New York

9. Avoidance Tactics

No. 18: Sometimes we just complain about “that time of the month” so you’ll leave us alone.

- Kt McBratney, 27, Omaha

10. We Try To Let You Down Easily

No. 388: If you ask for our number a second time and we don’t give it to you, there’s a good chance we can’t remember the first number we gave you.

- Megan McDonnell, 30, Los Angeles

11. We Can’t Figure Ourselves Out, Either

No. 314: Don’t try to figure out what will make us happy. We have been trying to get to the bottom of that mystery since the beginning of time and we have no clue either.

- Michele Pepio, 35, Staten Island, New York

12. Make That a Double

No. 497: We like whiskey. And beer.

- Maura E. McGill, 29, New York

13. Being Metrosexual Is Fine, To A Point

No. 730: We find it creepy when your fingernails are longer and/or shinier than ours. You may get a manicure, but don’t admit it, and don’t enjoy it.

- Eva Meszaros, 25, Brooklyn

14. You Don’t Know What We’re Thinking

No. 642: Men see what women do, but they never know what women think while they are doing it.

-Verena Michaeler, 18, Brixen, Italy

15. Keep Telling Us We Look Hot

No. 616: If you stop with the compliments, then so might our efforts to look as hot as we did when we started dating. Why should we spend time and money that we don’t have in excess when our target audience doesn’t even notice?

- Haiyen Chin, 33, Brooklyn

16. Take a Hint

No. 644: If we offer you gum, it means we want to kiss you later. It’s not an insult. Just take the gum.

– Rhiannon Falzone, 26, Chicago

17. Don’t Be Too Obvious

No. 524: That low-cut top - we wouldn’t wear it if we didn’t want you to look. Just be discrete about it.

- Whitney Webb, 22, Blacksburg, Virginia

18. Don’t Talk Behind Your Friends’ Backs

No. 85: Women hate when men talk badly about their friends. No matter how bad a friend they are, be supportive. Listen to the drama without being too opinionated. That what we do.

- Danielle Scotti, 23, Pittsburgh

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