Life Mystery Solved. Two Out of Three Theory

Two Out of Three Theory

 

Most people always wonder why can’t they understand the opposite sex. There is a theory I have developed after three years of scientific research, countless interviews with psychologists and whiskeys and coke.

 

Two Out of Three Theory

 

Before we are born we get to choose two options out of three; Looks, Brains or Penis

 

This explains;

  • Why we guys could be devilish handsome but not too smart
  • Women don’t understand guys
  • Why Men have body hair
  • Why women have evolved and adapt faster than men
  • Why women can multitask
  • Why men can’t talk emotions or lie, I mean know how to lie

 

 

 

Why Are Women Have More Tendencies to Cheat

Scientists have now looked at MHC compatibility among romantic couples and they report that the more genes in this system that a couple share, the more sexually unfaithful the woman is and the more she is attracted to other men during in the middle of her menstrual cycle—when she is ovulating and likely to get pregnant.

I guess this explains why women find exotic men irresistible. Read more at; http://helenfisher.typepad.com/helenfisher/2007/02/lovefrom_from_a.html

Do Men Forget Important Dates?

I have forgotten some of my friends birthdays and I was wondering if that makes me a bad friend or just a typical guy. So, I headed towards my research lab, youtube.com, and look for information.

Here is what I learned from this video;

Memory Tip #1

 

For one year in every important day wear something provocative to give him something to remember besides the date.

– Mmh, me like it.

Memory Tip #2

Men tend to put to much information in there brain. Women have nothing else on their mind.

– Just kidding. Please, next time you see me, take it easy with hitting me with your purses … I’m kidding.

Memory Tip #3

Wifes also forget birthdays. – “I knew it was in J month”. Note: We guys suck it up and admit we forgot, women came up with new months.

Memory Tip #4

Women should keep track on husband’s special dates as a “small concession to make to keep life happy at home”. – Wow, that guy is a big macho. He is also the one suggesting memory tip #1.

Memory Tip #5 : Jelly Beans is always the right answer for when a woman ask me about my birthday.

July Birthdays

Here are July birthdays. Let me know if I got your birthday wrong. Did I forget someone? Let me know.

  • Carmen Nelson 7/14
  • Denisse 7/14
  • Katharina 7/14
  • Roberto 7/25
  • Shariff 7/26

PMS for Men

Someone stepped ahead of me on this one, PMS for men. And, below, 13 things PMS stands for. I don’t know who the original author is. But, Courtney sent me this funny email that I paired up with the video.

Have fun !

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

…and my all time favorite…

13. Potential Murder Suspect