The Best Swimmer and Habanera

Another fall is sneaking into Comedy City, Boulder . Let’s review what is that I have done recently. Mmmh … not much. Oh, I remember, started reading a book; eat, pray, love by Elizabeth Gilbert . Very good so far. She is going through some drama. That what I have read so far … and then fall asleep. I also watched the Olympics and apparently, Michael Phelps was definitely a very, very, very competitive sperm. Man, that guy are still in laser targeting where-is-that-hypnotic-egg mode. I also found this video that reminds me of Sebastien . Our crazy legs french friend who moved to better shaken “budinhas” (look it up in a Brazilian to English dictionary). Enjoy the habanera video.

How to Undo Her Bra with One Hand

After watching this video I realize it is time for a mental note. Let’s recap on how to undo her bra with one hand.

Non Socialite Pachanga Diaries has always been confused and fascinated by how women think.

Does she want me to want to want her?

Is she going to like this set of pots for Christmas?

– She has been talking about it the whole year.

What does she mean when she asks; What are you thinking?

– What? am I thinking right now?

Video Recap

  • Flowers
  • Romantic comedy
  • Listen more than I talk
  • Tasteful Jokes
  • Shave and spray
  • Tongue scrapping

Now, ready to make the move to second base. Soft kissing is obligatory as well as hair stroking … and more hair stroking.

Must remember; “the bra is my enemy“.

Cold hands are not sexy therefore I should wash my hand with warm water … and make sure they are dry.

Practice Luke, practice. The pinch is probably the most difficult part of this video. At least is what I’d heard …

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How to Tell When a Relationship is Over

It has been tough for some of my male friends to read the signs women send when they are loosing interest. One of them asked me, – “how can I tell when the passion is gone? Is it when she start complaining about my socks on the floor?” You are asking me? I have no clue – I thought. But, here are seven signs to watch for;

  1. She finds you annoying
  2. You get a list of all your faults … and then some.
  3. You try to get the magic back. But … she is not really into magic anymore.
  4. Things don’t make sense. Ok, this one is tricky because most of the time they don’t.
  5. Now … she is gay. Mmmmh, she never complained before.
  6. Start finding weird dead things
  7. Everything is drama and you don’t care anymore

My dear friend, watch this funny video about “How to tell when a relationship is over”.

Matrix Ping Pong

Many people loved the Sex and the Matrix post. So, I went looking for more Matrix related stuff. This video doesn’t really fall into the purpose of this website but I think it is under the ToFuNTS classification (Too funny Not to Share).

Have a great weekend and enjoy the (almost) spring.

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PMS for Men

Someone stepped ahead of me on this one, PMS for men. And, below, 13 things PMS stands for. I don’t know who the original author is. But, Courtney sent me this funny email that I paired up with the video.

Have fun !

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

…and my all time favorite…

13. Potential Murder Suspect