Today, we explore the secret language of how she says I love you. As a man, you might perceive this as nagging but she actually cares for you … in a sarcastic way.

1. “You are not gonna wear that now!”
2. “I’ll be happy to go to your mom for thanksgiving.”
3. “Go ahead and spend the day at the golf club.”
4. “I think you look good with a little belly.”
5. “Do you want me to get another six pack while you keep watching the game with your friends?”
6. “Oh no baby, it didn’t smell like bad chili, and you don’t have to shake it off the sheets.”
7. “What do you think of my friend Stefanie for that threesome you wanted for your birthday?”