Dancing
Women love subtle physical contact. Think about it, dancing is a feast for the senses. That subtle, after shave smell, looking into your partner’s eyes, the taste of your chewing gum, the music and the touch of the bodies along with the rhythms. Women find guys who can dance, confident, romantic and fun. But please, dance to the rhythm; 1 … 2 … cha, cha, cha! … 3 … 4 …. cha, cha, cha!

Butts
Women prefer guys with cute butts – round and slightly bigger than the average hand size – and inverted triangle shape torsos. Broad shoulders and narrow hips are most attractive. Why do they like broad shoulders and narrow hips? I don’t know. Why do they like cute butts? – two words come to mind; bike handlers.

Fingers
Psychological studies shown that women find men with longer ring fingers more attractive, as the length of the ring finger is linked to sperm count. Yeah right, like that is the only reason.

By the way, how do psychologists come up with these studies? And where do they find these research subjects? Do they post ads on colleges and cities that say;

– “Get paid for something you do, anyways. For more information call 1-800-hands-on and go wild. $10 per deposit -

Eyes
Another study indicates that clear eyes suggest health and fertility. On a related note, smoking pot decreases sperm count and increases eye redness. Well, even I could have figured that one out, and I’m not a psychologist. Also, women consider wearing glasses an unconscious suggestion of physical weakness and blue-eyed men more sexually mature. Dark-eyed men are sexually immature, we love to play, foreplay. ;-P

A “Some-freaky-university-in-England” study reported that after couples that have never met stared at each other for four minutes, most of them reported an attraction afterwards. Yes, an attraction to munchies. I’ll be freaking out if someone I don’t know stares at me for four minutes.

– Baby, you are hot and everything but you are freaking me out. If you are not picturing me naked I’m out of here, you weirdo –

Mouth
Why is Aerosmith’s Steve Tyler so attractive to women? Apparently, women find guys that have a mouth 60% wider than their nose. I’m certain Stevie boy is like 200% wider. Have you seen his mouth, jeez!! He is like a sea shell with legs.

Smell
I’m not taking a shower anymore! A sweaty smell of a man boosts the flow of blood in the area of a woman’s brain that control sex.

No wonder women find Latin guys so attractive. On top of knowing how to dance, we have butts, dark eyes and big mouths because of our black/indian roots. We are ugly but we can sweat in our arm pits like none else (and be smelly) on the dance floor.

So next time you, ladies, would like to feel that attraction rush, go to your local salsa scene and rub against some sweaty Latino guy that will make you feel dangerous, gorgeous and safe.